"Teens for Mayor Pete"

This satirical site captures his vacuity well; an excerpt:

POLICIES:

Policies are vital to any candidate. In fact, policies are the cornerstone of a Democracy and Democracy is what makes America the country it is today.

Health Care

In the U.S. some have Health Care, while others do not. Some believe Health Care should be public, while others believe it should be private. That is their opinion, and opinions are one of the many things we are allowed to have.

Employment

Every year the number of Americans that are unemployed changes. Sometimes it is up, but other times... other times it is down. And that is a fact.

Climate Change

Climate change is a hotly debated Issue both in person and online. What do you think about Climate Change? Because, that is what I think too.