National Pork Board Takes Stand Against Unicorn Meat

On principle, of course.

(Thanks to Varol Akman for the pointer.)

UPDATE:  John Gardner (Oxford) writes:  "I was consulted this afternoon by the Unicorn Anti-Defamation League and on their instructions have written to the National Pork Board requiring them to cease and desist from libellously denying the existence of my clients."   Professor Gardner welcomes other clients whose existence is wrongly denied.