Advice to North Carolina Readers: It's OK to Vote Hagan for Senate

She's a Godless American, notwithstanding being an elder in the Presbyterian Church.  Now if we could just clarify whether Obama really is the Antichrist, I could support him with enthusiasm too.

UPDATE:  Meanwhile, in another bastion of enlightenment, Texas, nearly 1 in 4 voters thinks Obama is a Muslim, and gun sales are also up with the prospect of an Obama victory.

ANOTHER:  The "Young Conservatives of Texas"--a disgusting group made up of folks who, in a different place and era, would have been part of the Nazi youth league--have made their own special contribution to democratic dialogue in Texas.