What does it take for the NY Times to Cover Philosophers?

They have to write about wine!

UPDATE:  A philosopher writes:

How can you slander the New York Times so badly? It's simply not true that the only way to get them to mention philosophers is when philosophers write about wine. Here is a mention of Sir Alfred Ayer in the real estate section. 

The New York Times clearly recognizes that philosophy isn't just important to high culture for what we say about wine -- we can also make contributions to other aspects of high culture, namely expensive Manhattan Real Estate.