Leave it to the astute Senator from Montana to identify the real threat:
Republican Sen. Conrad Burns...says the United States is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."
One suspects that there aren't actually that many opportunities to ride taxi cabs in Montana, but as a native New Yorker, let me assure the Senator that taxi drivers do most of their terrorizing of others during the day while driving.
(Thanks to Ruchira Paul for the pointer.)
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