If Not the Ark, Then What? (Nadelhoffer)

In case you were wondering what size of a boat one would need in order to contain two of all of the animals in the world, you need look no further.  The B.A.S.E. Institute has discovered Noah's Ark in the mountains of Iran.  It turns out that either evolution is true or animals used to be much smaller than previously thought.  See here for pictures of the "biblical boat."  The best part of the article is Arch Bonnnema's claim that he "can't imagine what it could be if it is not the Ark."  While you're reading the article, take a few minutes to take the survey.  When I took it a few minutes ago, 69% of the 455,000 who had taken the poll said that they believed the story of Noah's Ark is fact rather than fiction.