...are available here. (By the way, the first one was really proposed in Georgia!) These should come in handy as the United States sinks further in to the dark night of ignorance.
(Thanks to Doug Barnes for the pointer.)
UPDATE: Professor Daniel Ray from Eastern Michigan University notes some complications posed by the recommended stickers:
Prof. Leiter: Enjoy your site tremendously, and I'm laughing (better to do that than cry, I suppose) at the linked disclaimers page. However, I must take issue with a couple of the disclaimers. First, the sticker on continental drift is blatantly inaccurate. We are witnessing this continent drift backwards into pre-Enlightenment with each passing day. As to the disclaimer on gravity, it's correct as far as it goes, but to make it completely accurate, the following needs to be added:If you intend to experiment with your childrens' lives using the theory of gravity as you are willing to do with their education using the theory of evolution, you should first acquaint yourself with the principle of deceleration. This principle posits that a relatively smaller mass accelerating toward a larger mass will, upon contacting that larger mass, rapidly decelerate. The rapidly decelerating mass, if theretofore living, may thus end up in a theoretical state sometimes referred to as dead. See the death theory disclaimer.Of course, this would then necessitate a disclaimer that death is merely a theory that some people believe to be false by reason of the theory of eternal life (meaning, of course, another sticker), and that the theory of death should be approached with an open mind and cautiously.Sorry to open up such a can of worms here; just trying to be helpful.
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