...a friend in Chicago called my attention to a down-to-earth Texan who really dislikes Tom DeLay, and has a lot of fun in the process. She can be very funny. Try this one out, for example:
"Tom was there to explain to Fort Bend teachers why he won’t let HR 594 come to the House floor for a vote. Being as how Tom couldn’t explain that without using words to describe himself like mean, condescending, hateful, and/or money grubbing egg-sucking-dog elitist in a heap of donkey dump, he took another route. Instead, he chose to explain that gypping Texas schoolteachers out of their full retirement is good for them and wonderful for the Iraqi rebuilding effort.
"It didn’t go over well.
"Have you ever noticed that when somebody can’t explain diddle squat or is trying to hide something, they use a Power Point presentation? Like looking at the pretty pictures and graphs makes you throw common sense and mathematical principles out the door. Oh looky at that, Erlene, Tom drew a real pretty graph for us. Let’s quit loathing him.
"Tom sat on the stage with the experts that he brought to help him to explain things, kinda like President Bush has to help Vice President Dick Cheney explain things to the 911 Commission. As you’ll notice from the picture, Tom’s experts were all fluffy white boys come to ‘splain things to women, minority folks, and other people they consider childlike and charmingly stupid."
And read the rest for a laugh.
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